Sunday, June 13, 2010

Use It or Lose It

Apparently, the sleezier you are the nicer your car.

Is this happening in real life? Does some asshabidasher laugh at a little girl's spilt ice cream and the next day find Bimmer keys in his mailbox?

That would explain a lot about the scripts I'm reading. And life in gen.

But I doubt it.

This isn't a search & destroy tip. Just know that as soon as you have a nasty piece of work driving a nice piece of chrome I'll assume the rest of your script will be just as predictable. Remember the ol' theatre rule: Never put a cannon on stage you don't intend to fire.

If Ferris' bff is going to have a turning point when they can't get the miles back off the car, fine. If not, leave it for Top Gear.